BROMANCE | VKOOK - Chapter 23: Chapter 23

"That's the dumbest plan ever", Aylie crossed her arms, "The poor girl."
Jungkook and Taehyung sat across her on Lisa's bed, Jennie and Lisa sitting on the floor and listening to the whole conversation. "It's the only way tho", Taehyung argued. "My Dad won't let me back out but if she hates me-, he has no choice but to leave me alone with that shit."
"And you think embarrassing a girl who did nothing bad to you is the way to go?", Jennie lifted her eyebrows, "This is why I hate men." Lisa agreed, "I thought I raised my little brother better but I'm pretty sure that was his idea."
Taehyung chuckled, "Don't worry, I thought my little brother would turn out okay as well, now he's a bully", he winked at the blonde and then looked back at Jungkook with a grin on his face.
"I love the plan", Jungkook smiled back at Taehyung and the three girls only gave them looks.
"You're lucky that your happiness is more important to me than some bitch's feelings." Aylie let out a big sigh, "So, do the others know about your plans already?"
"For the first step, all I need is you four. If she deals with the first round, we gotta tell the others at home and step up our game." Taehyung looked down on a paper on which Jungkook and him had worked for the past three days after the fail of a dinner.
"You two are horrible people", Lisa grumbled. "Seriously, you suck."
"You still gonna help us, right?", Jungkook wiggled his eyebrows.
"Yeah, Dad forced me to", Lisa rolled her eyes. "If she's cute I'll cheer her up afterwards"
Jennie gave her girlfriend a light smack to her head, "Don't you dare-"
"You can join", Lisa winked and that calmed the brunette down and the eyes were back on Jungkook and Taehyung who were about to tell the others the plan for tonight.
Mr Kim had arranged a dinner for the girl and Taehyung off campus and had told him if he wouldn't show up, he had to get a new place to live once they were home, so Taehyung obviously gave in and agreed to meeting this mysterious girl.
He never mentioned any rules for the boy's behavior and he never said that he couldn't bring his friends though.
"So, once Jungkook and I are there and talked to her for a bit, you show up Aylie. You make a scene, telling me how horrible I am for meeting a new girl only a week after you broke up with me. You slap my face and then rush off. Then it's Jennie and Lisa's turn, you come in and casually join us and tell every bad thing you ever heard about me. And during all of that Jungkook and I will make inappropriate jokes and make clear that we're best bros and always together and just available as a double pack."
"Yeah, that's a way to scare a girl off", Jennie rolled her eyes.
"Men ain't shit", Lisa joined in.
"Well, let's just get this over with", Aylie grumbled. "Does your Dad even know what he agreed to?" The girl asked Jungkook now, who had called Mr Jeon yesterday and had told him that once they got home he had to join a secret mission. The old man was hyped up for that and didn't even think twice.
If only he knew what a mean bitch his son was.
*
Jungkook and Taehyung sat on their seats in the restaurant, waiting for the girl who was already late five minutes. Both boys had put on black clothes and tried to look as broke as possible because they thought a rich business man's daughter was probably some princess who hated the bad guys and wanted some suit and tie kinda boy.
"Yo Bro", Jungkook practiced his way of speaking, "What's it called if a bro fucks a bro?"
"Brofuck", Taehyung explained.
"What's it called if a bro loves his bro?"
"Bromance", Taehyung winked and put his hand on Jungkook's thigh for a second, squeezing it, "I bromance you", he giggled and Jungkook giggled as well.
"Remember though", Jungkook hummed, "Fall for her and you're gonna lose your sweet little bromance with me", he winked and Taehyung could only roll his eyes. "Bro, never."
Then they got caught off by a girl that walked in, looking around a little helpless.
She had long black hair, falling above her shoulders in curls. Big doll eyes making her appear like a real life barbie doll. The girl had long legs, a slim body and was wearing a pretty short skirt, a belly free black top and had red lips.
"Fuck she's hot", Jungkook's eyes widened when both boys stared at the girl. "Hell yeah", Taehyung gasped, squeezing Jungkook's thigh a bit harder. "Bro, you can fuck her once, I don't mind", Jungkook squeezed Taehyung's thigh back and then tried to close his mouth again.
The girl finally caught glimpse of them and lifted her eyebrows.
She had this kinda vibe that would intimate every person in the room, looking flawless and knowing that. But once she smiled, she turned into the sweetest girl on earth.
"You must be Taehyung", she hummed because obviously her father had shown her a picture of the guy she was supposed to meet.
"I am", Taehyung nodded, still in awe by her beauty.
"I'm Jungkook", Jungkook threw in, "By the way", he added in a small voice. God, he had never looked at a girl with actual boobs. She was almost a woman with the way she looked up and down both boys and sat down across the table, smirking a little as she leaned back.
"Didn't knew my Dad signed me up for a threesome, that fucker", she laughed.
"That's my best bro", Taehyung said, "I don't fuck my best bro", he added with a smirk that gave away that this was a whole lie. "But I'd fuck you tho~"
Yes, they planned the asshole-attitude as well. It would probably scare the girl off as well.
"Good to know", she said.
"What's your name?", Jungkook asked curiously.
"Tzuyu", the girl said, smiling a little.
"Nice", Taehyung said, "I do drugs."
Jungkook rolled his eyes, Taehyung was so bad at playing a bad boy.
"And I bully people." He added with a wink, "I also snore at night and I have anger issues during the day."
Tzuyu lifted her eyebrows, amused by the boy.
Jungkook just felt ashamed. He really thought Taehyung could do better at being a shit person. Maybe he was just too good to be bad.
"You should absolutely not want to date me", Taehyung said, looking down to his lap, "I'm a very horrible person."
"Sure", she laughed out, "I'll just pretend I believe you that, alright?", she winked and Taehyung pouted, "I really am-"
"Yah, just pretend that", Jungkook sighed, "He's really horrible. Fucks another bitch every night-"
"Does he?", Tzuyu laughed again, those two were something else.
"He does", Jungkook nodded, "When you'll meet his friends in school, girl, they're worse than him, trust me. Bullied me all my life"
"But you're hist best friend?", Tzuyu asked, "Why would they bully his best friend?"
"Because they don't own braincells. Like him", Jungkook smiled, "Taehyung also hates sharing a bed with someone he's in love with. So don't be surprised if there might be days you find me in his bed, it's just brotherly cuddling no worries."
"Brotherly cuddling", she repeated in doubt.
"Ya, oh and sometimes I watch when he has sex or masturbates, I don't know man but that's my kink. Hope that's okay for you."
"Alright-", she said a little awkward.
"You'll be in korea all summer, right?", Jungkook questioned, "And staying at his house?"
The girl nodded.
"Cool, can't wait!", Jungkook grinned, "I'll be there all summer too."
"Oh, will you?"
"I will", he smirked, "We're just always together, y'know."
"Is that why he brought you to our date?", Tzuyu asked.
"Exactly." Jungkook folded his hands, "But don't worry about it, he brings me everywhere. Even to the shower-, it's just that we're the best homies on earth. We-"
"We also give each other handjobs sometimes, I hope you don't mind", Taehyung nodded, "Trust me, it's not gay at all. He just does it better than girls."
"Oh really", Tzuyu hummed. "That's interesting. Maybe Jungkook can teach me how to do you best", she joked and rolled her eyes then.
"Well, you can watch", Jungkook said. "He wants to wait till marriage before he does it with anyone else", he smiled innocently.
"Ah", Tzuyu chuckled, "I really need some lessons though~"
"Why? Virgin?", Jungkook lifted his eyebrows.
"Nah. Lesbian", she smiled bittersweet.
"Bro", Taehyung's eyes went big and so did Jungkook's. "We're gay!", Taehyung smiled so big that Tzuyu could only facepalm herself. "Yeah, obviously", she pointed onto their thighs, "Your touching all the time gave it away the second I entered this place. Y'all dumb as shit."
"Says you", Jungkook snapped, "You don't like dicks, how can you not-"
"Well and you don't like boobs", she grumbled, "How can you not?"
"I do like them", Kook shrugged, "They look nice. Just scary. No idea what to do with them as long as dick and balls exist-"
"Ew", Taehyung scrunched his nose, "Can you two stop-"
"Sorry", Jungkook said. "So why does your father want you to date some dude from Korea if you're into girls?"
"Business", she shrugged. "And he thinks I gotta get girls out of my head."
Taehyung nodded, "Same oh my god-"
Now the door swung open and Aylie walked in, ready to pull her show but Taehyung cut her off before she could even start, "No, No No", he squeaked out when she was about to smack his cheek. "She's no danger", he said in the smallest voice and Aylie stopped, staring at the girl with big eyes. "You already made her hate you? In ten minutes?", Aylie laughed and Tzuyu only let out a sigh, "Dude, did you get a whole crew of people to scare me off?"
"Maybe", Taehyung looked down.
"I'm not the problem", she shrugged, "It's our fathers."
"They can't do shit if we say no", Taehyung bit his lips-, "Well, if you say no. My Dad will probably kill me if I say no"
"Same for mine", Tzuyu smiled innocently, "Instead of planning to piss me off, let's rather plan how to ruin this summer for our dads."
"I love this girl", Jungkook said in awe, "You can marry her. It's fine with me Tae, seriously she's great-"
Taehyung nodded, "Bro I would, she goals."
"Bro hell yes, do it. Fuck it up baby"
Taehyung turned his head to Jungkook and smiled at him with blushing cheeks, "Don't call me baby in public when we're supposed to stay lowkey~"
"Y'all ain't lowkey", Lisa groaned when Jennie and her appeared and realized that the situation was fine and the girl wasn't scared shitless yet. "You're just annoying but that's it", she ruffled her brother's hair and then looked at Tzuyu, "Hi-"
"So there's two more girls included in this?", Tzuyu laughed. "You put a lot effort in screwing this up, Taehyung."
"Jungkook threatened leaving me if I would replace him with a random girl", he shrugged, "I had to do my best-"
"So you two are dating?", Tzuyu asked, "Or is it really just some bromance?"
"We're dating", Taehyung smiled and held Jungkook's hand under the table, "But I'm not out of the closet yet and my father kinda forbid me to do so."
"Oh", Tzuyu nodded, "And you're not into girls at all?"
"Ah, no I like girls too", Taehyung said and glanced at Aylie, "That's the girl I cheated on my ex-girlfriend with", he said and patted Aylie's shoulders. "I never had sex with a boy though-, so I'm kinda excited. Maybe I will be fully gay afterwards, who knows if girls can pull it off like him", he said, looking at Jungkook with heart eyes.
Tzuyu nodded, and looked through the restaurant for a while, "I heard my parents are planning to come along to Korea as well. It's not going to be easy to get rid off them making us want to date, that's for sure."
Taehyung nodded, "Do they have to know we're not actually dating?"
"You wanna pretend?", she asked confused.
"I mean, we could", Taehyung shrugged, "I don't want to find out what my father does if I ruin his business plans-"
Tzuyu nodded, looking down on her lap, "Honestly, same. I'm afraid"
There was a silence surrounding the table for a little bit.
While it was for Jungkook, Lisa and Jennie hard to relate, Aylie, Taehyung and Tzuyu all shared one fate-, which would be to be so rich that it cost your happiness.
Aylie looked up first and gave them a smile, "You guys will be fine. Just make it believable and once they signed their business contracts with each other you can break up, because then they have what they want, right?"
"If they don't want more by then", Tzuyu shrugged, "My Dad once made me sleep with a 30 year old man just so he could get his help on a project."
Jungkook gulped at hearing that, "Your Dad is literally treating you like a prostitute if he does that."
"Why do you think I gave up on men", the girl chuckled. "It's not like I don't like them, but I always get forced to be with the wrong ones. My Dad never forced me to be with a girl, so I tried them", she looked a little sad while saying all that.
"I'm sorry your Dad does that to you", Taehyung hummed. "Mine is just an asshole but he usually doesn't use me for anything, I'm surprised he even knows my name."
Aylie and Tzuyu gave him a smile, "Mine forgot my birthday last year and got confused when Yoongi showed up with a cake", Aylie patted his shoulder.
"Just do it better once you have a son", Tzuyu said softly, "My biggest goal in life is to never become like my parents."
Taehyung nodded, "Same. Can't wait to be a Dad."
Jungkook bit his lips, trying to hide the smile that made its way on his face when he imagined having a kid with Taehyung. It'd be the best thing ever.
"Well", Tzuyu cut off the sad turn of events and looked at the group of people in excitement, "I heard this summer will be one to remember?"
"Sure thing", Aylie agreed and Jungkook nodded as well.
"Let's show the adults who really rules the town", Taehyung smirked, "How about we ruin some business companies along the way?"
"You wanna make your own family poor?", Aylie laughed and Taehyung shook his head, "Not poor, just broken", he said sternly.
"It's time for payback."
He held his hand in the middle, looking at the others patiently, "Who's in?"
Jungkook was first to put his hand on Taehyung's, the others joining quickly afterwards. "They deserve to realize that they raised their own enemies, not lovely children that do whatever they say", Tzuyu smirked and Taehyung did as well as they locked eyes.
Jungkook looked at everyone and then let out,
"Let's get it!"