Fake Boyfriend || A Taekook Fanfic - Chapter 43: Chapter 43

TAEHYUNG'S POV
"WHAT? WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN EXAMS IS IN TWO WEEKS?"
"That means, exams is in two weeks, dumbass. What else would I mean by that?"
"Even we have our exams at that time."
"Namjoonie will get full marks, right?"
"R-Right."
"I don't want to write my exams. I want to stay with my hope."
"You and your hope. I am just going to go and sleep."
"This exam is small and there is not much to study too."
"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, SMART ASS!" I yelled at Jungkook and buried my head in my hands as I thought about my condition for the next two weeks.
After that incident back at my house, we ran out of there and went to Jungkook's mansion. The entire gang came to our place after school and that's when Jimin dropped the bomb on me. Exams! Fricking exams that causes sickness to 99.9% people in this universe. While I was stressing out about it, Jungkook was sipping his banana milk with no worries or fears written on any part of his face.
Obviously he won't worry about it. For him exams was like a piece of cake and for me, it was the end of the world.
"I thought you already knew about it," Jimin said to me and I nervously chuckled. I think one of our teachers was discussing about it in class, but I was too sleepy to even listen to what she was saying and ended up daydreaming about Zeref.
"I don't know about you guys, but I am probably going to ace it," Jungkook smirked and leaned back on his chair. I wish I had his brain. Maybe I can get it. All I have to do is make him unconscious and then run off to a hospital and then get our brains transferred. Hehehe...sounds like a plan.
"Taehyung, you look like an evil warlord with that creepy smile on your face," Jin said to me and I stared at him. Don't tell me they saw my evil smile. Crap!
"Why are you worrying so much?" Jungkook asked as he placed his arm around my neck, "I am right here to help you. Your one and only boyfriend."
"I don't need lessons on 'How to be a Pervert' from you," I said and he scowled at me, "I need to actually study. So I don't need your help. I am going to ask Namjoon's help."
"I am busy preparing for mine, so I won't have time for you," Namjoon said and I internally cried. There goes my last bit of hope to pass the exams. I am doomed! Might as well go and bury myself. It is not too late for that.
"Did you forget that I am your tutor?" Jungkook suddenly asked and then I remembered. Jungkook is my tutor personally assigned to me by mom. How could I forget? I softly chuckled and looked away from his angry eyes. Shit! He might tell mom that I forgot and then she will mince me.
"Oops!" Jimin giggled and I glared at him. When we met eyes, he looked away and stared at Yoongi who was staring at him for a long time. They both stared into each others eyes for two seconds, before turning their heads in the other direction. I snickered when I saw them two blushing like a mad.
"Fine then," Jungkook sighed and removed his arm from around my neck, "Looks like you forgot about me. I will tell your mom that her son totally forgot about studying and claims that I am not his tutor. Lets see what—"
"Okay. Okay. Fine," I grabbed his hand and he smirked, "I-I will...what am I supposed to say?"
"Say that you will forever and ever stay by his side and will never leave him," Jimin said and I threw one of the pillows, which was on the couch, at him. It smacked right at his face. Bullseye!
"Weirdo!" I stuck my tongue out at him and he groaned in pain as he rubbed his nose.
"You broke my nose," Jimin yelled and I raised my eyebrows at him.
"How the heck can you break a nose from a pillow?" Jungkook asked and the rest of us shrugged.
"Ask Taehyung," Jimin said and he grinned at me, "His mom broke his nose with a pillow."
"HUH?" everyone said in unison and I face-palmed myself. That is not true, you piece of shit.
"So can we actually break noses with a pillow?" Hobi asked.
"No way," Jin said, "If we can then I would have broken everyone of yours."
"I bet first would be Namjoon," Yoongi said and everyone stared at the two of them who were blushing. Wait...Jin likes Namjoon? What the heck? No one even told me about it.
"Okay enough of this," Yoongi said and he yawned, "Exams are coming. So worry about that now."
"I think I am going to call your mom now," Jungkook said and he took out his phone from his back pocket. Crap!
"Fine fine fine! Can you please teach me the hard, difficult lessons which will come for the dangerous exams, Oh Great, Magnificent, Handsome, Jeon Jungkook?" I asked and he gave me the annoyed look.
"That was creepy," Yoongi said and I glared at him. What do you mean creepy?
"That is not how you do it, Taehyung," Jimin said and he got up. What is he going to do now? He took each of our hands and placed it on one another.
"Do you Taehyung take Jungkook to be your tutor?" Jimin asked me and I heard the others laugh behind him.
"Huh?"
"It is a 'I do' or a 'I don't' question. Not a 'huh'," Jimin scowled at me.
"This is stupid. We are not getting married," I said to him.
"Did I say that you are going to get married? You have to be his student and he has to be your tutor. Now shut up and say 'I do'. It won't hurt to fricking say two little words."
"Uhmm...I do?" I said and Jimin turned to Jungkook.
"Do you Jungkook take Taehyung to be your student?"
"I do," he immediately replied and smiled at me. I rolled my eyes at him. Why was he so happy about this crappy thing?
"By the handsomeness vested in me, I announce you tutor and student. Now you may kiss each other."
"Shall we?" Jungkook smirked and I gave him a disgusted look.
"I thought you said this wasn't a marriage?" I asked Jimin who only stuck his tongue out. I looked at the others for help, but all were snickering and giggling. Why do I have such mean friends?
"Kiss. Kiss. Kiss," they all chanted and I looked back at Jungkook who was grinning. I already lost my four kisses and there was no escaping from this guy. I sighed and gave him quick peck on the lips.
"Aww!" they cooed at us and I ran behind the sofa and hid there.
"That was so cute. My babies are finally married," Jin was dancing around and I heard Jungkook chuckle.
"We are only boyfriends now. But if you want we can take a step ahead. How does that sound, Taehyung?" Jungkook asked me.
"In my dreams, you pervert!" I yelled form behind the sofa. Suddenly someone picked me up and threw me on the sofa.
"The hell...?" I yelled but immediately was shut when he smashed his lips onto mine. He pulled away and winked at me.
"Now it is sealed." I glared at him and wiped his saliva on my sleeves and pushed him away.
"That was my...my...?"
"Fifth kiss," Jungkook said and I glared at him.
"That's right. My fifth kiss!" I yelled and he chuckled. You think this is funny, huh? Let me show you the wrath of—
"I think it is the sixth," Jungkook said and I gasped. My...sixth! Ugh! I want to fricking roast him and make him—
"By the way," Jimin interrupted my thoughts and continued, "weren't you both fighting last night? What happened?"
"We cleared the misunderstandings between us," Jungkook said and he smiled at me. I stuck my tongue out at him and looked away. My sixth kiss! All my six kisses are gone to him. Creep ass!
"They fought?" Namjoon asked and Jimin nodded.
"THEY FOUGHT?" the rest followed and we nodded. Late realization people.
"How?" they all asked and Jungkook told them the whole story and when he reached to the part of me getting drunk, everyone went nuts.
"TAEHYUNG DRANK. HE IS SO YOUNG! WHAT IS THIS?"
"Taehyung will be arrested soon for underage drinking. We will miss you—"
"Bullshit! Cut the crap, Yoongi. Tae baby has finally become an adult. I am so proud of him."
"Taehyung became drunk and Jungkook went to his house. Don't you guys want to hear what happens next?"
All eyes turned to Hobi and even Suga woke up from his deep slumber when he heard those words. Then they turned their gaze at us two who had no clue what was going on, or it was only me who was lost.
"What happened after that?" Namjoon asked us.
"Nothing much. He called me a pervert and some weird names and he even bit me and—"
"BIT YOU?!" all of them yelled and I face-palmed myself. We are doomed.
"WHERE IS THE BITE? WHERE IS THE HICKEY? WE ALL DEMAND TO SEE THE HICKEY!" Jimin yelled and the rest also roared along with him.
"My hand," Jungkook said and they all kept quiet, "He bit my hand. End of story."
"So, you guys didn't make love?" Yoongi asked and we both shook our head simultaneously. Why the heck will we make love? Hello? We are fake boyfriends who don't even have a hint of feelings for one another.
"Damn it! I thought you guys lost it," Jimin said and I tilted my head in confusion. Lost what?
Before I could ask Jimin, Namjoon intervened in, "It is Leishi who did it, right?"
"Yes," Jungkook replied and everyone sighed.
"Ugh! That bitch wants to ruin my babies relationship," Jimin growled and clenched his fists. Seriously? Why is he getting pissed about that? We are fake boyfriends.
"We can kill her," Yoongi deadpanned and Jimin nodded. All of a sudden, dozens of pillow rained on them and they were hit by each one of them.
"She will probably come up with another plan when she gets to know this one failed," Namjoon said and everyone nodded except for Yoongi and Jimin who were really angry.
"Then we need to do something that will make her lose hope and she will have to drop this plan of separating you both," Hobi said and we all began to think.
"I got an idea," Suga suddenly said and we all gasped. Suga has an idea...OMG!
"Yo-You have an idea?" Hobi asked him and he nodded.
"If you want to make her lose hope in getting back Jungkook, then you have to show your love to her," he sat up and looked at us, "That means, make love."
"WHAT?" everyone yelled and he sighed. M-M-M-M-M-MAKE LOVE? ARE YOU SHITTING WITH ME?
"I didn't mean you have to actually make love," huh? "Just a hickey is enough to prove that you might have done that."
"A hickey?" Jungkook asked and Suga nodded, "Are you serious?"
"You want to get rid of her, then do it." Jungkook sighed and scowled at his hyung.
"I agree with the plan," Jimin said.
"Me too," Yoongi said.
"Me three."
"Me four."
"Me five."
"And what about you?" Jungkook asked me and I shrugged my shoulders, "See? Even he doesn't agree with it. Lets find another way."
"Our brains are dead, so we have to go with this," Jin said and the others agreed with him.
"Okay fine. Taehyung will get the hickey," Jungkook said and I raised my eyebrows at him. Excuse me?
"But why do I get the hickey?" I asked them.
"Because if you give Jungkook a hickey, she might think you did it by force. But if he gives it to you, then she would think that Jungkook actually had that with you," Suga said. Why couldn't he just shut his mouth and continue to sleep? Now my head is paining from all of this.
"I am only going to agree with this if he also gets one," I pointed at Jungkook who was horrified when I said that.
"Wa-Wait wait wait wait, are you telling me that even I am supposed to have a hickey?" he asked and I nodded.
"Jungkook, just agree man," Suga said and I smirked. Hehehe...if I am going to suffer, so will he.
"Fine," Jungkook said and I gleamed with joy, "You do it first."
"M-M-Me?" I asked and he nodded.
"DO IT!" Jimin yelled and I face-palmed myself. Why do I have such an idiotic friend?
"Uhmm...one question," I said and everyone looked at me, "What's a hickey?"