Fake Boyfriend || A Taekook Fanfic - Chapter 59: Chapter 59

The next morning~
TAEHYUNG'S POV
This was the day I will be leaving the camp and the start of the three days where I had to decide whether I choose him or not. I still had to give my answer to him. What should I—
"Taehyung! Help me!" Jimin whined beside me and I shook my head.
"This is what happens when you do 'that' the night before travelling," I said and he whined.
"I told Yoongi to go slow, but he went too fast. Now my fricking ass is paining like hell."
"Weren't you the one who asked him to do it faster?" I asked him and he immediately turned red from embarrassment. Mwahahahaha! Caught you, liar! Think you can lie to me, huh?
"By the way, why is Jungkook not annoying you? He usually will be teasing you, right?" Jimin suddenly asked me and I gulped. I wasn't supposed to say to others that Jungkook confessed his feelings to me. Last night, before sleeping, he made me promise not to tell anyone about the confession. Don't really know why he said that.
"Maybe he is pissed because I kicked him out of his bed," I randomly said what came in my head. Jimin laughed and patted my shoulder.
"Good going there, partner. We both like kicking our boys."
"Yeah. But it looks like you got kicked by Yoongi last night. So..." I said and ran for my life as an angry mochi chased me around the camp.
However our chase was cut short after a teacher came and scolded us for being immature. While she lectured us, the gang were busy making funny faces and doing weird dances behind her and it took all our will power and strength to prevent ourselves from laughing. Sadly, Jimin lost and got lectured again by the teacher and I was free.
"Poor Jimin!" Jin exclaimed with pity as he ate his pancake, "He has to listen to the teacher blabber the same thing again and again."
"His fault for laughing," Yoongi said and he received a punch on the shoulder from me, "Ow! What the heck was that for?"
"For trying to make us laugh. I would have been in that situation if I giggled even a teensy bit," I said and he rolled his eyes at me.
After Jimin was freed from the clutches of the teacher, we went inside the bus and were seated. However, this time I was sitting next to Jungkook. Jimin went to sit next to Yoongi, so I was left alone with Jungkook. Now this is awkward.
"Act normal in front of them or else they will start to suspect," he whispered into my ears and I nodded. Yeah, right! I should act normal in front of everyone when my so-called fake boyfriend is sitting right next to me and apparently he has a huge crush on me. So normal!
The entire bus trip was silent and sleepy. Everyone were tired from yesterday (you know what I mean). I was busy listening to songs and staring out of the window at the lush green fields and the tall trees. Good-bye green, hello grey.
I sighed and leaned back against my seat and closed my eyes. I am going to sleep now. So...
"Good night, my love," I heard him whisper into my ear and I tried my best not to smile. Three days.
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"Yo Taehyung!" I woke up and saw Jimin's face inches away from mine. I creeped out and jumped in my seat. He laughed at my sudden reaction and I whacked his shoulder.
"Why the heck were you so close, huh?" I yelled at him and he smirked at me.
"Don't worry I won't kiss you. Get up now! We have reached," he said and left me all alone in the bus. We...reached? Where the heck did that Jungkook run off to now?! FRICKING DITCHER!
I picked up my bags and hurried out of the bus and looked around for the lame ass guy, but he wasn't there. Did he...get carried away by a crane? I looked at the sky and there was no birds or Jungkook. What am I even saying? Now, how to—
"HEY KIDDO!" I turned behind and saw my parents waving at me. Scratch that. Only my dad was waving at me and my mom was just...busy with her phone. As usual. I walked up to them and hugged my dad and got whacked on the head by my mom.
"Ouch! That pains," I winced in pain and rubbed my poor head. She scoffed and got in the car. Dad and I just stared at her, utterly speechless. I sighed and got in the car and we drove back home.
"Oh Tae! Did you know that your mom missed you a lot?" Dad suddenly said and my eyes grew wide with shock. She...missed...me, "She took out your high school photos and cried over them. For most of the nights, she slept in your room and would hug your stuffed toy and—"
"WHO THE HECK SAID I MISSED HIM? HUH?" she said and pulled at dad's ear and he cried out in pain, "Thanks to him gone at least the Wi-Fi didn't die in the middle and his noisy crying and weird laughter wasn't heard at all." Was she indirectly talking about me watching anime? Oh crap! I thought they couldn't hear it. I got to be quiet next time onwards.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay. I got it! Now, don't kill me," he begged for mercy and she let him go. Poor dad! "So what all did you see and do at camp?"
"You are asking me?" I said.
"No! He is talking to the car. Dear, car! What did you do in camp? Oh I see. You ran over an annoying boy named Taehyung. How fun!" she snarled at me and I gulped. If I had to choose between marrying a zombie or living with my mom for my eternity, I will go for zombie. I won't last a day if she is by my side 24/7.
"I...We went for trekking and we saw a bear—"
"Did it eat you?" my mom asked me and I slapped my forehead. If it ate me, I would have been in the bear's intestine and not here. Who knows the bear might have digested me and I would have turned into a poop?! Tae poop...that's a secret between us. So...shh!
"No. It did not. It chased me and Jungkook and—"
"JUNGKOOK!?" my mom yelled at the top of her voice and it caused my dad to suddenly halt the car, "What the heck happened to Jungkook? Is he fine? Did the bear touch him? Poor boy! He must be devastated!" Oy! I am your son and you are worrying about another pervert there.
"He is completely fine. He has absolutely no scratches and no bites and no cuts and not even a single blood cell popped out of his body," I said and my mom heaved a sigh.
"Thank god! Why the heck did you stop the car? Move on!" she yelled at my dad and he quickly started the car. We reached the house and I immediately rushed into the house and laid down on the couch. Home sweet home.
"What else did you do, Taehyung?" my dad asked as he sat on a chair right beside the couch. I sat up and crossed my legs.
"I saw a ghost!" I proudly said. I received mixed reactions from both of them. My dad gasped whereas for my mom, she laughed.
"A GHOST?!" my mom yelled and began to laugh like a witch. I looked at my dad who was avoiding me. Great! Now they will think I was hallucinating or probably, I am mental.
"I am serious. I did see a ghost. You can ask Jungkook. He was with me when I—"
"Jungkook?" my mom said and she glared at me, "Don't drag smart people into this fantasy of yours, okay?"
"I got 83%," I stated and she scoffed.
"So? He got a 100," she replied back and I looked away. Dang it! I want to beat that Jungkook boy.
"I don't care about marks or anything. But I saw a ghost."
"Yeah, right. You saw a ghost and it asked you to marry it. I will so believe you," she said and my eyes grew wide with shock.
"How did you know that?" I asked her and she raised her eyebrows at me.
"Wait, are you saying that the ghost wanted to marry you?" my dad said and I nodded.
"Then you should have gone and married her," my mom snickered and I sighed. How many times do I tell you people that I am gay!? Wait...I say that in my mind, right? Lol.
"But I don't want have ghosty grandkids," my dad said to my mom and he received a shoe on his face.
"What kind of a dumb head are you? How can a ghost and a human have kids?" Exactly dad! Now who is the one who doesn't have brains here?
"Okay okay, fine! Don't yell at me," he said and he received another shoe on his face. Poor dad!
"If you act like this, I am going to send you to Japan straight away," she yelled at him and he whimpered in fear.
"Don't send me to Japan. It is so scary there," he knelt on his knees and hugged his wife's legs. Now this is rare. My mom showed off her evil laugh and I gulped. Creepy! How am I her son?
"But I want to go to Japan," I blabbered out and both of them stared at me, "I want to meet the manga artists and the anime creators and buy original merchandise of anime. Kya~"
"Grow up and get a girlfriend. Then I will allow you to go to Japan," she said and yanked her legs from my father's grip, "Don't marry a ghost or else I will kill you!"
WHEN THE HECK DID I SAY I WILL?!
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Third day~
BANG
BANG
BANG
"I AM NOT GOING TO GET UP!" I yelled thinking it was Jungkook. But then I remembered I was back home and immediately regretted doing so. I was so used to Jungkook banging on the door and—
Suddenly the door broke and I screamed at the top of my voice when I saw my mom stomp on my precious door.
"MY DOOR!" I screamed and my mom threw her flip-flop at me.
"MY EARS!" she yelled back and I shut my mouth. I looked at my poor door lying on the ground and I cried. My door. The one who protected my privacy and let me watch anime peacefully. It was gone.
"WHAT HAPPENED?" my dad came running from downstairs and halted when he saw the fallen door, "Oh! Poor door."
"Mom broke it, dad," I cried and ran to hug my dad. He hugged me back and patted my head.
"It is okay son," he sighed and patted my back, "The door was the only thing that blocked your indecent voices from the rest of the house. Poor door! Poor you! I don't know how will you survive, Tae."
"Hold on," I pulled away and raised my eyebrows at him, "What do you mean indecent voices?"
"You know...uhmm...when you master the bait...you get it?" he winked at me and I still didn't understand until it hit me. Master the bait...
"YOU SICK ASS!" my mom yelled at him before I could and she threw her other flip-flop on his face, "Teaching dirty-dirty things to him. That's it! You. Are. Going. To. Japan."
"NOO!" my dad cried out and begged her, "Don't make me go to the horrible place. Please. Please!"
"I am sending you there anyways. So, don't stop me," she looked away and walked downstairs. My dad ran after her leaving me behind with my broken door. My life is ruined.
Two days had already passed and this was the last day. I still didn't have the guts to confess to my parents again. Last time when I did, their neutral reactions left me haunted for a month. Asking them again was like asking for a depression pill.
The entire afternoon went as usual. Our school was going to start the day after, so this was like a mini break between the trip and the school. I sighed as I saw the time. Few more hours.
It was 3 in the afternoon when I went downstairs to confess that I am gay. I wonder what they will think about their son being gay and a loser and having a crush on a smart ass guy. I saw my  dad watching...something and my mom glaring at the main character in a drama. Apparently, that guy broke up with the female lead and had gone off to another woman. Poor guy! If this was real, my mom would have killed him now. And also, poor female lead. She cried for an hour straight.
Okay now, chuck everything aside. I need to tell them now or else the future will be pretty messed up.
"Mom and dad," I said and they hummed without even glancing at me, "I need to confess something."
"That you master the bait every night?" my dad asked and received a pillow on his face.
"Sicko!" my mom yelled at him and he sighed, "What are you going to confess? Did you kill someone?"
"No. I—"
"Did you throw someone into a river?" my dad asked and I groaned.
"Nope. I a—"
"Did your favorite anime guy finally die?" my mom asked and I shook my head. How could you say that?! So cruel!!
"No. I am—"
"You are a virgin?" my dad said and I could feel my blood boil with anger. Stop interrupting me for heaven's sake!
"You are going to get married to the ghost?" my mom snickered and I face-palmed myself. That ghost! I should have never mentioned about it.
"No. I am not getting married to her."
"If you are, tell her to come to our house for dinner. I would really love to meet her," my mom smirked at me and I started to mentally punch the air. Deep breath, Taehyung. Deep breath.
"Or maybe you—"
"I AM GAY!" I yelled and I finally caught their attention. They stared at me and I gulped. Here it goes, "I am gay and I am in love with Jungkook. He loves me too. So...I am not marrying that ghost, okay?"
I heard my mom sigh and saw my dad bury his face in his hands. Oh god! What are they going to say? And why is that fricking cat in the TV staring at me?