Kurapika x Reader One-Shot Collection - Chapter 20: Chapter 20

"This is going to be awesome!" Killua says, pounding his fist into the air.
"Yeah! I'm so glad (Y/N) decided to throw a Halloween party!" Gon agrees, grinning from ear to ear.
Leorio slouches as he walks behind Gon and Killua. "I'm just here for her boobs."
Kurapika scowls at Leorio. "Excuse me?"
"No...no! I meant to say, boos! Get it? Boos?"
Kurapika closes his eyes and shakes his head. "Leorio, please. We haven't even arrived yet and you are already embarrassing yourself."
"Take it easy. We all know you like (Y/N)," says Leorio, smiling mischievously.
Kurapika's cheeks turn as red as the fake blood coming from his vampire fangs. He hides his face in the collar of his cape.
Gon and Killua laugh as they run the rest of the way to (Y/N)'s house.
"Race ya there, Gon!"
"Hey, no fair! You got a head start!"
Kurapika and Leorio smile as they watch them. The dead leaves crunch beneath their feet as they continue to walk.
When they finally make it to (Y/N)'s porch, they see Gon and Killua pushing each other.
"I made it here first!" shouts Killua.
"No, I beat you and you know it!" says Gon.
"Hey, you two! Cut it out!" says Leorio.
The four of them walk up the steps that lead to (Y/N)'s porch. Kurapika stops dead in his tracks. His eyes widen as he stares at the front door.
"What's up, Kurapika?" Leorio asks.
"Sp...spider." Kurapika points to the door.
Gon is already taking the fake spider down by the time Leorio notices. (Y/N) opens her door.
"Boo!" she shouts, causing Leorio to jump back.
They all watch as Leorio tumbles down the stairs. (Y/N) runs down to him.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry...I didn't mean to scare you!"
Leorio groans as he sits up with his hand on his forehead. "Don't worry about it. I wasn't scared. Just shocked...that's all."
Killua holds his stomach while he laughs. "He hasn't even gone through the haunted house yet!"
Leorio stands up. "Wait...there's a haunted house?"
"Yeah. Didn't you read my invitation? My neighbors put up a scary haunted house." says (Y/N), climbing back up the stairs.
"Of course I did. It must've slipped my mind," says Leorio, scratching the back of his head.
(Y/N) notices the fake spider is missing from her door. "Where did my spider go?"
Gon places a finger on his lips. "Shh...don't mention spiders in front of Kurapika."
"Oh...right. I'm so sorry!" (Y/N) blushes.
"It's fine. It's your house. You should decorate it however you like," says Kurapika.
(Y/N) stares at the four hunters in front of her. "Great costumes! Killua, love your wizard outfit! And Gon...you're the cutest werewolf I've ever seen!"
"Hey! I'm scary...not cute," says Gon, raising his paws up.
"Sorry, you're right...very scary!" (Y/N) giggles. She turns her head to face Leorio. "Uh...what are you supposed to be? A butcher?"
"No! Isn't it obvious? I'm an evil doctor." Leorio spins around, showing off his light green jumpsuit stained with fake blood.
"Oh," says (Y/N). She faces Kurapika and looks him up and down. She blushes again.
Gon notices the two of them are both wearing vampire costumes. "Hey...did you two plan on being the same thing for Halloween?"
It's Kurapika's turn to look (Y/N) up and down. He forces himself to look away as soon as his eyes fall on the corset that is revealing her cleavage.
"Umm...no. It's a mere coincidence," says Kurapika.
Killua is starting to get annoyed. "Is the party out here or what?"
(Y/N) snaps back into reality. "I'm sorry. Let's go inside."
(Y/N) opens her front door. Halloween music blares from the speakers.
"Help yourself to the food and drinks in the kitchen."
Leorio notices a variety of liquor bottles sitting on the counter. "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
(Y/N) prepared a nice display of Halloween-themed drinks and food. The boys are already scavenging the food. She turns to Kurapika.
"Are you thirsty?"
"Yes, I am."
(Y/N) pours Kurapika a glass of red-colored punch. "Here you go...I made it myself."
He takes the glass and drops it immediately. His heart rate increases as he stares at the broken glass on the floor.
"Are you okay, Kurapika?" she asks, confused as to why he dropped the glass. Her heart sinks to her stomach as soon as she realizes what she put in the drink. "I'm so sorry, Kurapika...first the spider and now this?" she says, picking up the fake eyeballs from the floor.
As soon as Kurapika realizes it's only another Halloween decoration, he relaxes. "No...again...it's fine," he says, kneeling to help with the mess. "Allow me. I don't want you to cut yourself."
"(Y/N) watches as Kurapika cleans up the mess he made. "I really do like your costume," she says.
Kurapika stands, holding paper towels in his hand. She nods in the direction of the trash can.
"Thank you. I must admit...yours looks better than mine." He throws the paper towels away and makes his way back to (Y/N).
"Hey, Kurapika! Come have a drink with me!" shouts Leorio from the counter. His face is already flushed.
"Drinking already? You haven't eaten anything yet," says Kurapika.
"I'll be fine. Come..e...I've prepared shots for us."
"No, thank you."
(Y/N) walks over toward them. She grabs one of the shots and chugs it. Kurapika stares at her with widened eyes.
"See? (Y/N) knows how to have a good time!" Leorio pushes a shot glass in Kurapika's direction.
He hesitates before drinking it. He feels a burning sensation as the liquor makes its way down his throat. He winces.
Leorio and (Y/N) smile at him. Leorio pours another shot for the three of them. He hands one to (Y/N) and then Kurapika.
"Hey...what happens when two vampires meet?"
"I don't know, Leorio. What?" says (Y/N), already feeling tipsy.
"It's love at first bite!" Leorio answers, laughing at his own joke.
Kurapika looks away to hide his flushed face.
"Kurapika, what's it like to be kissed by a vampire?" Leorio asks.
Kurapika almost falls off of the barstool. "Uh...I don't know."
"I bet it's a real pain in the neck!"
(Y/N) cracks up at Leorio's jokes. Kurapika notices and fakes a laugh.
The living room fills up as more guests arrive. (Y/N) excuses herself so she could welcome them all in.
As soon as she is out of sight, Leorio grabs Kurapika. He wraps an arm around him and points to the crowded living room. "Hey, so...who do you think is wearing the hottest costume?" Leorio asks, slurring his words.
"(Y/N), of course."
"I think it's that cutie wearing the pumpkin costume. I wonder if she's wearing anything underneath." says Leorio, laughing.
Kurapika is now feeling the effects of the alcohol and is feeling bold. "Want me to ask her for you?"
"You wouldn't!"
Kurapika starts to laugh. "Of course not! But you should have seen your face!"
"I'm gonna ask if she needs a check up from Dr. Naughty."
"Good luck with that," says Kurapika, patting his friend on the back.
Leorio removes his stethoscope from around his neck and walks over to the woman in the corner wearing a pumpkin costume. Kurapika takes another shot while he watches his best friend get slapped in the face.
Kurapika's jaw drops as Leorio walks back, rubbing his cheek.
"I'd say that didn't go well," says Kurapika.
"Nah...she's just playing hard to get."
(Y/N) makes her way back to Kurapika and Leorio. "What did I miss?"
Kurapika fills her in and she starts to laugh. "I can't believe I missed that!" she says, taking another shot.
Kurapika stares at (Y/N) with glossy eyes. "(Y/N)...you're...preeety."
(Y/N) stares back at Kurapika, wide-eyed. "Thank you. You're quite handsome yourself." She takes another shot. "Hey...it's time to bob for apples!"
Kurapika steps closer to (Y/N). "I'll bob for your apples," he says, words slurred.
His statement shocks both (Y/N) and Leorio. She takes a step back and loses balance on her high heels, not realizing she's drunk as well.
Kurapika is slow to react, but is able to grab her before she hits the floor. She stares at him while he helps her to her feet. She can't help but smile as she notices how adorable he looks as a vampire.
Everyone makes it outside to where (Y/N) has everything set up for apple bobbing.
Killua is the first one to win and is eating his apple while walking towards Leorio, who is struggling to catch an apple with his mouth.
"Hey, idiot! You gotta push it to the side."
"Are you dissin my strategy, Killua?"
"Fine...drown for all I care," says Killua, walking to Kurapika and (Y/N).
Kurapika and (Y/N) are holding an apple in between their mouths with their teeth. They are both giggling like school children as Killua approaches them.
"All three of you are lame. Where's Gon?"
"Killua!" Gon shouts from the back of a trailer that is covered in hay.
"Alright! Hayride time!" Killua runs toward his best friend.
Kurapika, (Y/N), and Leorio stumble their way to the hayride. Once everyone is settled in, the ride starts. The trailer bumps up and down while everyone is having a good time. After a few more big bumps, Kurapika puts his hand over his mouth. (Y/N) furrows her brow as she wraps her arm around him.
"Feeling okay, Kurapika?"
"I...I think...I'm going to be sick," says Kurapika, leaning over the side of the trailer.
"Gross!" shouts Killua as Kurapika throws up.
The bumps get higher and everyone is having trouble hanging on.
"Hey...who is driving this thing?" Leorio asks, adjusting his glasses to see who the driver is. "It's...It's Hisoka!"
"Hisoka?" Everyone repeats in unison as they turn their heads to face the driver.
Hisoka stops the ride and peeks his head out. "What's the matter? I do enjoy a good hayride."
"Take it easy with the driving, will ya?" shouts Leorio.
When the ride is over, (Y/N) helps Kurapika off the trailer.
"Thank you, but this isn't necessary," he tells her.
"Don't be ridiculous. Are you feeling better?" she asks, wiping his cheek with a handkerchief.
"Yes. Much better. Let's go."
They all head back to (Y/N)'s house. She takes Kurapika to her bathroom to help him wash up.
"I have extra toothbrushes in the cabinet," she says.
"You're a lifesaver," he says, opening her cabinet.
Gon is running up to them as they walk back into the living room.
"What's next?" Gon asks, excitedly.
"The haunted house!" (Y/N) answers.
Leorio's eyes widen in fear. "Haunted house? I'm going to need another shot for this." He walks back to the kitchen and pours himself another shot. He gulps it down. "Alright...let's do this!"
Eerie music is playing as the five of them approach the haunted house next door. They stop at the entrance. Strobes lights are flashing from the windows.
Leorio notices he's the only one without a partner. Gon is standing close to Killua and Kurapika is holding (Y/N)'s hand.
"You okay, Leorio? You look a little pale." Gon says.
"Me? Yeah...I'm fine...I'm fine." He waves Gon off.
The door creaks open as they slowly walk inside. The door shuts behind them. They are left inside a dark room. The strobe lights suddenly turn on, revealing someone dressed up in a gruesome costume. Leorio screams and the person dressed up starts to cackle which makes him scream louder.
"Shut the hell up, Leorio...you scream like a girl," says Killua who is in the front of the line.
"I...I did that on purpose."
"Yeah, right," says Killua.
The five of them run into the next room, which looks like a torture chamber. A zombie-like figure slowly walks up to the group.
"Who wants to go first?" it asks.
"I do!" Killua answers with excitement. "What's the voltage to that electric chair?"
"He's not serious, Killua! Keep walking!" shouts Leorio, eager to leave the room.
The next room is decorated like a butcher shop. Random fake body parts hang from the ceiling.
"Yummy...fresh meat," says a lady dressed up as a witch. She's holding a meat cleaver that is covered in fake blood. She walks up to Leorio. "You look especially yummy."
"Uh...thanks...but I can't stay."
Gon looks around the room. "Wow...everything looks so real."
"Let's get out of here, Gon!" shouts Leorio.
The next room is pitch black. They can hear rustling from behind a tarp. (Y/N) is getting scared so she grips Kurapika's hand. He wraps his arm around her waist, letting her know everything is okay.
The five of them stand in the middle of the room waiting for something to happen. The suspense is driving Leorio crazy. He pulls (Y/N) away from Kurapika and grabs his arm.
(Y/N) falls to the floor. It's too dark for her to find a way out. Suddenly, a voice screams, "Get out!"
"Kurapika! Where are you?"
Kurapika frees himself from Leorio's death grip to find (Y/N).
"(Y/N), I'm right here. Follow my voice."
Kurapika reaches his hand out for (Y/N). He feels someone take it, pulling him in. "You better watch out...you never know where a spider might be hiding," a random voice whispers in his ear.
Kurapika immediately pulls his hand back and walks backward. He backs into a wall, in shock. (Y/N) is calling for him, but he can only hear the sound of his own heartbeat.
The lights turn on. Gon points to the clown in the room. "It's Hisoka again!"
The five of them run out of the house. Leorio stumbles to the ground. "Damn...that was scary."
Kurapika runs to (Y/N). "Hey...are you okay?"
"Yeah. Let's go back to my house."
Everyone is laughing as they walk in the house. Leorio heads back to the kitchen to make himself a drink. Kurapika walks up to him.
"Haven't you had enough to drink?"
"Don't you start, Kurapika. This is a party...we're here to have a good time." He waves his friend away. "Stop being a buzzkill."
"As you wish," says Kurapika. He walks away to find (Y/N).
Gon and Killua jump on the couch to watch a horror movie. Killua grabs a bowl of candy before fighting Gon for the remote.
Kurapika finds (Y/N) in her room. The door is cracked open. He lightly knocks.
"Come on in!" she answers.
Kurapika walks in and watches as (Y/N) takes her cape off.
"Settling down for the evening?" he asks.
"Just getting comfortable," she says, checking her makeup in the mirror. She tugs at her vampire fangs. "Ah...it feels good to take these things off."
Kurapika begins tugging at his fangs. "I'm surprised these lasted as long as they did." He has trouble taking them off. "It appears mine are stuck."
"Really? Mine came off pretty easily," says (Y/N). She walks in front of Kurapika to help him. She manages to pull off his left one. She attempts the right one. "I can't get this one off...maybe Leorio can help."
"My drunk friend? I'd rather not."
"We don't have a choice. C'mon." (Y/N) leads Kurapika out of her room and into the kitchen. "Leorio! We need some help taking Kurapika's fang out."
Leorio gives them a puzzled look. "His what?"
Kurapika points to his fang. "Any ideas?"
"I'm a doctor...not a dentist. No worries though. I'm sure I can pull it out," says Leorio, slurring his words together.
Kurapika slaps his palm against his forehead. "Why do I have the feeling this is not going to end well?"
Leorio grips the top of Kurapika's hair. He grips the fang with his index finger and thumb. He pulls Kurapika's head back while pulling at the fang.
"Oww!" shouts Kurapika.
"Sorry, buddy. Drink this...it will help with the pain." Leorio pours Kurapika a shot.
"The same stuff I threw up earlier? No, thank you." Kurapika puts his hand up.
(Y/N) takes the shot from Leorio. "I'll take one with you."
"But...(Y/N)," says Kurapika.
"C'mon...I don't want you to be in pain." She looks at him with pleading eyes.
Kurapika gulps the shot. Leorio attempts to act professional. "Okay, Mr. Kurta. The doctor will see you now." He positions Kurapika on top of a barstool. "Anyone got a wrench?"
Kurapika's eyes widen. "Absolutely not! I'd like to keep my real tooth."
Leorio grabs a paper towel and wraps it around the fang. He twists and turns it. "Damn...what did you use to put this on...super glue?"
"Leorio...you're hurting me," says Kurapika with his mouth open.
"Just...one...more...second." says Leorio, pulling Kurapika's head back.
Seconds later, Leorio manages to yank it out. Kurapika rubs the right side of this mouth. (Y/N) jumps up and down while clapping.
Leorio proudly holds up the fang. "I guess I am a dentist!"
The party starts to die down and a few guests leave. Gon and Killua fall asleep on the couch, caramel corn stuck on their cheeks. Leorio is stumbling around the house. (Y/N) walks up to him.
"Hey, there's a bonfire outside. Wanna join us?"
Leorio squints his eyes and notices Kurapika is already outside by the fire. "Nah...you two enjoy yourselves."
"Okay. And Leorio? I don't think you should be driving anywhere tonight. You all are more than welcome to spend the night. It looks like the boys have already passed out."
"Thanks! I'll probably join them soon."
(Y/N) walks outside toward Kurapika. He stands up and faces her. "This fire is nice, isn't it?" He tucks a few strands of hair behind her ear.
"Yes. Perfect night."
"Perfect girl," says Kurapika.
(Y/N) gives Kurapika a surprised look. "Huh?"
"Forgive me...it must be the alcohol."
"No...that's okay. I actually have a confession to make."
"You do?" Kurapika moves closer to (Y/N). He rests his hands on her lower back.
"Yes. Umm...I...I like you."
"I like you, too, (Y/N)."
"No, Kurapika. I like you," says (Y/N), blushing.
Sweat drops form on Kurapika's forehead. "You do?"
"Yes. I have for a long time. It's okay if you don't see me that way. I just thought you should know." She looks away from Kurapika.
Kurapika gently pulls her chin so she's facing him again. The fire crackles behind them.
"(Y/N), you have no idea how good it feels to hear you say that."
The moonlight reflects off of (Y/N)'s eyes. Kurapika reaches down and brushes his lips against hers.
The Next Morning
The sunlight peeks through (Y/N)'s window. Kurapika opens his eyes, blinking a few times until he's awake. He presses his hand against his forehead in an attempt to stop the throbbing pain. He groans while slowly sitting up in bed. The comforter falls to his lap and he notices his shirt is missing. He looks to his right. (Y/N) is peacefully sleeping. Her hair is spread out over the pillow. He smiles as he watches her.
Seconds later, he starts to panic.
What happened last night?
He slowly pulls off the comforter to see if he is wearing anything below his waist.
No!
He looks back at (Y/N). He doesn't want to wake her so he slowly pulls back the comforter. He quickly covers her back up when he realizes she's not wearing anything.
He slips out of bed and walks to the bathroom. He looks in the mirror. Dark bags rest under his eyes. He turns on the faucet to scrub the dried fake blood off of his face. He brushes his teeth before turning off the faucet. He grabs a towel to dry his face. While emptying his bladder, he notices an opened condom wrapper inside the wastebasket.
He leans up against the wall and slaps his forehead. He slowly slides down to the floor. He sits there trying to remember the details of the night before, but it only intensifies the pain in his head.
After getting dressed, Kurapika walks out of the bathroom and towards (Y/N).
"(Y/N)?" He gently shakes her.
She slowly opens her eyes and smiles as soon as she sees Kurapika.
"Good morning, Kurapika." She yawns. "Wait...Kurapika? What are you doing in my room?" She sits up in bed.
"I was hoping you'd be able to tell me."
(Y/N) quickly covers herself with the comforter as soon as she realizes she isn't wearing any clothes. "Kurapika...did we...you know?"
Kurapika closes his eyes. "The last thing I remember was kissing you in front of the fire."
(Y/N) massages her temples as she thinks about last night. "Same here." Tears well up in her eyes.
Kurapika sits next to her on the bed. "Hey...don't cry. I'm sure we'll remember more once we take care of this hangover."
The tears roll down her cheeks. "I'm so embarrassed. I promise I'm not like this."
"(Y/N), whatever happened last night doesn't change my mind about you." He wipes the tears from her cheeks. "I'll give you some privacy. Meet you downstairs."
Kurapika doesn't hear anything as he walks down the stairs. He smiles as he watches Gon and Killua sleeping soundly on the couch. He walks around, but doesn't notice Leorio. He furrows his brow. "Leorio?" he whispers as he walks around the house.
"Kurapika?" Gon calls out from the couch. "Can you make us breakfast? I'm so hungry."
Kurapika starts to pull out ingredients from the refrigerator. (Y/N) walks down the stairs and walks toward him. "Let me help you."
She starts a pot of coffee. The kitchen is filled with the aroma of fresh coffee beans.
Kurapika, (Y/N), Gon, and Killua sit at the dining room table enjoying their breakfast.
"Has anyone seen Leorio?" Kurapika asks, taking a bite of pancake.
"Nope." Killua answers, gulping down his chocolate milk. "Just use your chain to find him."
Kurapika shakes his head. "I'm afraid I don't have the energy to use Nen."
"I'm glad alcohol doesn't do anything to me. Not that I'd drink the stuff anyway." says Killua, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
"I say we all spread out and look for him," says (Y/N), taking dishes to the sink.
"Good idea," says Kurapika, helping her with the dishes.
Gon and Killua walk back to the living room. Gon jumps back, bumping into Killua.
"What the hell, Gon?"
"It's...It's Hisoka!"
The boys stand in the living room, wide-eyed. They stare at Hisoka, who is sitting on a chair across the living room.
"Wait...were you here all night?" Killua asks.
Hisoka nods his head.
"Hey...do you know where Leorio is?" Gon asks.
Hisoka smiles and points outside.
Gon and Killua run to the front door. They cover their eyes as soon as they see Leorio, passed out on the front porch.
"We found him!" shouts Gon.
Seconds later, Kurapika and (Y/N) run out to meet them. (Y/N) blushes as she slowly walks back into her house.
Kurapika walks up to his friend. "Leorio, wake up!" He shakes his friend awake.
Leorio groans as he slowly wakes up.
Killua kicks Leorio. "We can see your ass!"
"What the hell is going on?" Leorio asks, pulling himself up to a sitting position. "It's so damn cold."
"What happened to your costume?" Kurapika asks.
"Huh?" Leorio looks down. His eyes widen as he looks at the bright orange short pumpkin costume he is wearing. "Ahhh!"
"Hisoka is inside. Maybe he saw something," says Gon.
They walk back inside. Leorio pulls the pumpkin costume down as far as it will go, but since he is so tall, it only covers half of his backside.
"Hisoka...tell us what you saw last night. How did Leorio end up on the front porch?" Kurapika asks.
A wide smile appears on Hisoka's face.
Moments later, everyone is spread out on the living room floor. (Y/N) hands Leorio a cup of coffee and some medicine. He covers himself with a throw blanket. He hears Gon and Killua chuckling behind him. "Shut up, you two!"
"Alright, Hisoka. We're ready. Tell us what you know," says Kurapika.
"I did enjoy last night's party...didn't you?"
"We're not here to talk about how much fun we had. We want to know what happened," says Kurapika, growing inpatient.
"Very well. While you and your girlfriend stumbled up the stairs, Leorio was drinking himself to oblivion. The lady in the pumpkin costume came back in to retrieve her purse. She noticed Leorio on the floor and decided to take revenge on him by taking his costume off and leaving him in her own. It was quite amusing."
A look of disappointment spreads across Leorio's face. "Wait...so I didn't hook up with the pumpkin cutie?"
Hisoka shakes his head. "I'm afraid not."
Gon scratches his head. "Wait..."I'm confused. Why would she want revenge on Leorio?"
Leorio looks down. "I tried to pick her up last night. I don't remember exactly what I said, but apparently she didn't like it."
Kurapika looks back at Hisoka.
"Hisoka, you said (Y/N) and I stumbled up the stairs. Do you know what else happened between us?"
(Y/N) leans in close to hear Hisoka's answer.
"I'm sure you can find the answers you are looking for on your phone," says Hisoka, standing up to leave.
Kurapika pulls his phone out of his pocket. He stares at it before looking at (Y/N). "We should probably watch this in private."
"Right," she says.
Kurapika and (Y/N) start to walk back upstairs.
"Wait a minute... I need some clothes!" shouts Leorio.
"I'm afraid I don't have anything that will fit you," says (Y/N).
Leorio falls back on the floor and closes his eyes.
(Y/N) closes the door behind her once she is alone with Kurapika. They sit on the bed. He opens his camera and notices a video. "Ready?"
(Y/N) nods.
He hesitates for a few seconds before pressing play.
(Y/N) is posing in front of Kurapika. She's wearing the corset from her vampire costume, red-laced panties, and fishnet stockings.
"Okay...it's recording," he says, excitement in his voice.
(Y/N) finds a chair and slowly peels off her stockings. Once they're off, she stands behind the chair and sways her hips back and forth. Her movements are slow as she is intoxicated. Kurapika is laughing behind the camera.
She attempts to untie the back of her corset, making a knot.
"I...umm...I'm stuck," she says, walking toward Kurapika.
"I'll help you," he says, pulling his cape off.
Kurapika gets her out of the corset. His glassy eyes widen at the sight of her breasts bouncing free. "(Y/N)...you're stunning." He grips the side of her panties.
(Y/N) stops him. "Not fair, Kurapika....you're still fully dressed."
"Right. Allow me to catch up," says Kurapika while scrambling to pull his pants down.
(Y/N) helps him with his vest and shirt. She gasps as soon as she sees his sculpted chest and abs.
"Like what you see?" Kurapika asks.
"Yes...very much." (Y/N) traces his muscles with her fingertips.
"Okay...we're both in our underwear...now what?" Kurapika asks, holding (Y/N)'s waist.
"Next move is yours."
"Please, (Y/N)...don't leave it up to me. I'm intoxicated...I shouldn't even be in your bedroom."
(Y/N) opens the drawer to her nightstand. She hands Kurapika a condom.
"Uh...are you sure?" he asks, his cheeks turn from pink to red.
"Why do you think I bought those?"
Kurapika picks (Y/N) up and spins her around. She wraps her legs around his waist. He drops her on the bed and starts leaving a trail of kisses from her earlobe down to her collarbone.
"Kurapika..." she moans.
He pulls down her panties and stares. "I'm about to enter Heaven."
(Y/N) giggles. Kurapika also lets out a laugh.
"I don't know why I just said that...how cheesy," Kurapika says.
"It's fine...we're drunk...at least you didn't use one of Leorio's cringy lines."
Kurapika sloppily kisses (Y/N) on her ear, taking breaks to laugh. The sound of his laughter echoes through (Y/N)'s soul.
"Wait for me. I'll be right back," says Kurapika. He walks to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, Kurapika returns. He smiles as he watches (Y/N), sound asleep. He covers her with the comforter. His phone drops to the floor. He picks it up and turns it off.
Kurapika and (Y/N) stare at the blank screen for a few seconds before speaking.
"I guess...nothing else happened," says (Y/N).
Kurapika sighs. "Thank goodness."
(Y/N) furrows her brow. "You're glad?"
"Yes. I am."
"Oh," says (Y/N), looking away from Kurapika.
"Hey," says Kurapika, running his fingers up and down (Y/N)'s arm. "I'm only glad because I don't want our first time to be while we're intoxicated. Something as special as making love to you deserves to be remembered."
The corners of (Y/N)'s mouth move upward. "You're right."
Kurapika closes his eyes and lets out a joyful laugh.
"What's so funny?"
"I have your strip tease on video," says Kurapika, hiding his phone behind him.
(Y/N) attempts to retrieve Kurapika's phone. "No! Delete that immediately!"
"Absolutely not! It was your idea."
"I was drunk!" says (Y/N), tickling Kurapika.
Kurapika falls on his back, laughing uncontrollably. "Fine...you win! But only because I still have a throbbing headache." He hands her his phone.
She deletes the video and falls on top of Kurapika. "Do you have anywhere you need to be today?"
"No. Just here with you," he says, cupping her cheeks with his hands.
"Good. You can help me clean the mess from the party," she says.
"Of course." Kurapika lifts his head to press his lips against (Y/N)'s. "Do we need to start right away? I'd like to hold you for a little longer." He wraps his arms around (Y/N).
(Y/N) combs a few strands of Kurapika's hair back with her fingers. "I'd like that, too."
(Y/N) climbs off of Kurapika and positions herself on her side with her back against him. He holds her close.
Minutes later, (Y/N) notices his breathing is more relaxed.
"Kurapika? Are you awake?"
"Yes."
"I was just wondering...how did Hisoka know we'd find our answer on your phone?"