╰┈➤ 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 || 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨𝐱𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 - Chapter 1: Chapter 1

it was quite peaceful in the common room today, not much was happening, which was unusual to say the least. y/n stood in the kitchen, staring at the back of a ripped instant mashed potatoes packet. she tried to make out the small print, her finger tracing the faded words. "add a half a cup of water and microwave for-"
her thoughts were abruptly interrupted by a loud thump. y/n snapped her gaze away from the packet, her eyes widening at the sight of Kaminari on the ground, being dragged away by a furious Bakugo. the whole scene was both chaotic and absurdly hilarious—Kaminari screaming for Bakugo to stop, Bakugo holding onto his ankles, desperately trying to pull him across the floor, Kirishima doing his best to stop Bakugo, Sero tugging at Kaminari the other way, and Mina laughing her ass off as she recorded the whole thing.
"BAKUGO PLEASE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Kaminari clawed at the carpet as he was pulled in opposite directions.
"SHUT UP DUNCE FACE." Bakugo's brow was furrowed in a scowl as he reached down, trying to grab Kaminari's head.
"guys just stop! there's better ways to fix this! you're being unmanly!" Kirishima yelled in a panicked voice as he tried to pry Bakugo away from the still screaming Kaminari.
"come on Kaminari be a man! don't let all those alpha male podcasts you watched go to waste!," Mina screamed as she continued to record the scene.
y/n set the packet down on the counter with a sigh, pushing herself off the edge as she walked over to the chaotic scene unfolding in front of her, "what did Kaminari do?"
Sero looked over at y/n and let go of Kaminari, resulting in him screaming as Bakugo put him in a headlock. "oh Kaminari accidentally spilt water on Bakugo's phone and now it won't turn on."
Mina joined the two as the scene unfolded, "yeah, apparently he was trying to do the cup song and forgot it had water in it, and Bakugo's phone was right beside him."
y/n frowned slightly wondering how someone could be so stupid, but with Kaminari anything was possible. "and this is how Bakugo reacts? you'd think he has all his dick pics on there," she whispered to Mina.
the pink girl laughed still holding her phone up to get the perfect angle of Kaminari's terrified face, and Bakugo's enraged face, "rookie mistake, i keep all of mine in a folder."
the girl paused in confusion for a moment before her thoughts were interrupted by Sero handing her the explosive boy's phone, "it just won't turn on that's all."
the girl gave the cracked screen a good look before speaking up, "just put it in rice, and it'll be fixed."
as if he just heard the most amazing news Bakugo almost immediately dropped Kaminari from the headlock, "how?!" he questioned approaching them quickly.
y/n gave a confused look like she thought everyone should have known this by now, "you didn't know? i thought everyone went through a phase where they watch useless life hack videos."
"I went through an emo phase," Kirishima chimed in still trying to calm down the overdramatic Kaminari.
the pink haired girl groaned in annoyance, "WE KNOW." she yelled, roughly grabbing Kaminari by the arm and dragging him away clearly fed up with his coughing and gagging from being temporarily choked.
"stop it you'll hurt him more!" Kirishima yelled as he ran after the pair.
"he's the best mom I've ever had," Sero mumbled as he caught up with the other as well.
once it was finally complete silence y/n walked back over to the kitchen and grabbed a container of rice shoving Bakugo's phone into it.
the blond nearly physically recoiled at her action trying to reach for his phone fearing that it would damage it more than it already has been, "what the fuck was that for you idiot?!"
the girl scowled and shoved his hand away, "the rice absorbs the water or some shit, it's worked for me before so stop whining." she grabbed a rag and dried her hands off from his phones excess water.
Bakugo raised an eyebrow and looked down at his phone in the rice, "that doesn't even make sense."
she shrugged her shoulders going back to her instant meal she was preparing, "its not my fault you're just stupid."
before he could protest the packet of mashed potatoes caught his attention making him forget any witty insult he had planned, "you do know that that's all fake right? it's literally just powder that turns into mashed potatoes, its probably filled with chemicals."
y/n looked up from the bowl, a smirk playing on her lips as she shrugged nonchalantly. "i'll just marry a rich man, and then he can pay for all my medical bills when I eventually develop a weird disease."
rolling his eyes the blond leaned against the granite counter watching her mix the powder with water; it was more of a science experiment than an actual meal.
"how does that even work? do they dehydrate the potatoes or something?" Bakugo asked sounding more and more irritated with each second. before he could complain about anything else he paused when she put the bowl in the microwave along with her metal spoon.
"there's a spoon in the bowl dumbass."
before she blew up the building she quickly took out the spoon setting it aside, trying to hide the fact that her hands were slightly shaking, "stop bossing me around."
the explosive boy scoffed and crossed his arms over his chest making his muscles tighten under his shirt, "you can't eat like that every day you know, it's not healthy."
"and yet, i do."
once again getting irritated he spoke in a lightly harsher tone trying to get his point across, "you'll be dead by 30 if you keep that up, you can't live off of instant meals and energy drinks."
"and yet, i do."
nearly losing his cool his fists clenched making his knuckles turn white as he mentally counted backwards from ten to calm himself down. "would it really be that much of a hassle to add some protein to a meal? maybe some adding some fruit?" he said through clenched teeth.
y/n thought for a minute before answering bluntly, "no." the microwave beeped and she grabbed the bowl stirring the food contents around while blowing on it, "but to make you happy I'll drink milk with it."
his face softened for a moment before he saw her reaching for the chocolate milk in the fridge, "that doesn't count."
she quickly frowned and put the chocolaty milk back in the fridge, "fine, i'll have water." she huffed and grabbed a water bottle out of the fridge before walked away with her bowl.
the crimson eyed boy watched as she disappeared from his view. he sighed and took his phone out of the rice as it successfully turned on. a small satisfied smile played on his face as the phone lit up his face.